you wake up on christmas to find santa has left you hundreds of slips of paper, strewn about under the tree. you begin to sort through them. they are all successful text post ideas. it is truly a christmas miracle
my all time favorite glee moment is when the guy with the mohawk was singing fat bottomed girls to that fat bottomed girl but before he even made his way over to her he had to stop and dance in front of his baby mama and shake his b u double t in her face
and she was tryin to act unphased like pls boy i dont have time for your games
but her eyes said tHE BUTT
Let’s be real here if Tumblr actually had its own country it would devolve into violent anarchy in like 3 minutes tops
But all the Larry shippers would be huddled in one room reading fanfictions to eachother in sexual tones.
we’d have a town called Larry Town
WHOT HE FUCK IS LARRY